Welcome!

This is my office

And my laboratory

That isn't true

It's more of an alegory

At 2 pm

I'm always watching Maury

Check out my game :)

I wanna

• be your dog
• break free
• fuck you like an animal
• feel you from the inside

I'm gonna

1. do fuck all
2. develop brain
3. if still insane, kill self
4. if not, start podcast